After unsuccessfully trying to switch blog sites from shithole wordpress to another site, I would like to announce that I am back and soon to be better than ever. The move is still in the works, but after several days of meetings with my legal counsel, management board, and an expert team of communications technology specialists, I am putting the 2hotty guarantee that the new site, once it arrives, will shatter the glass ceiling for this blog. And for those who know me, you know I don’t throw 2hotty guarantees around lightly.
I also want to apologize to the faithful minions who check this site on a daily basis (I’m talking to you, Kevin Allen) and were left with no news of the retarded for several days. For that I am sorry, and I hope you can forgive me. (And for the record, even with this week-long hiatus, I am still banging out like 50 hits a day without even trying. Who the fuck is reading this?)
In honor of my return, I would like to give a shoutout to legendary rapper turned pastor turned rapper again, Ma$e. Its not everyday somebody can rap about making money without the coca and living la vida without the loca.
Good talk, I’ll see ya out there.