Posted by: theworldisretarded | June 1, 2009

Retard of the day


The chances might have been slim to none with his dick, but without one he will never bang Megan Fox. Sucks to be you, retard.

I can only assume Megan Fox is better than a picture of a guy with his dick cut off. Much better.

CAIRO (AP) — A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower-class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, a police official said.

This is the ultimate catch-22. Sure you may think you’re spiting your family by cutting your dick off, but in the long run you’re really just fucking yourself. But since you no longer have a dick, its impossible to fuck yourself.  Condundrum!!

whether you’re married or not, you’re gonna need that dick, buddy. have fun sitting to piss the rest of your life


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