Posted by: theworldisretarded | May 31, 2009

Bull-shit

GIGANTIC BELGIAN MONSTER COWS

The NBA MVP......or a fucked up cow? You be the judge.

The NBA MVP......or a fucked up cow? You be the judge.

This article claims these freakshow cows are developed by breeding local Belgian cows with British cattle. Or…..maybe these cows have just been hanging out with Barry Bonds.

In all seriousness, if LeBron James was a cow, I think it’s safe to say this is what he would look like. Now, I’m a big LeBron James fan. He’s my age, he is a fucking beast, he does some funny commercials (and no, I don’t count the puppet commercials with Kobe as funny), and I can’t wait for him to be on the Knicks in another year. But if you don’t think LeBron James or these freakshow cows are hopped up on the craziest steroids you’ve ever heard of, then you, loyal reader, are the fucking retard.

VERDICT:
i think there’s a chicago bulls joke somewhere, but i got fucking hammered last night and am still hungover, so i don’t feel like thinking too hard. deal with it

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Categories

%d bloggers like this: