This article claims these freakshow cows are developed by breeding local Belgian cows with British cattle. Or…..maybe these cows have just been hanging out with Barry Bonds.
In all seriousness, if LeBron James was a cow, I think it’s safe to say this is what he would look like. Now, I’m a big LeBron James fan. He’s my age, he is a fucking beast, he does some funny commercials (and no, I don’t count the puppet commercials with Kobe as funny), and I can’t wait for him to be on the Knicks in another year. But if you don’t think LeBron James or these freakshow cows are hopped up on the craziest steroids you’ve ever heard of, then you, loyal reader, are the fucking retard.
i think there’s a chicago bulls joke somewhere, but i got fucking hammered last night and am still hungover, so i don’t feel like thinking too hard. deal with it