Posted by: theworldisretarded | March 25, 2009

Super pussy

CAT SHOT 27 TIMES – AND LIVES

ewwww.

ewwww.

Some dick tortured a cat named Possum with an air rifle by shooting it 27 times in the neck and the head. Now, I’ve lived with cats before, and sure they kill mice and its fun to fuck with them by shining a laser pointer on the wall, but bottom line is that cats are weird as shit. And anybody who owns more than 1 cat is just as weird as their little shitrats.

All cats do is shit, eat, sleep, stare out the window, and if they have owners that smoke weed, they get high. Maybe I’m just jealous of that incredible lifestyle, but cats suck. They puke all over your stuff, scratch you for no fucking reason, run up and down the hallways at night like a fucking mental patient on crack,  and will conveniently come sit in your lap right after they drop a deuce and have little kitty-dingleberries caught under their tail. Cats can all go fuck themselves for all I care. Even you, cute little cartoon cat from Shrek. Fuck you.

With that said, I would never shoot a cat 27 times in the neck and face. Mostly because I’d be horrified the thing would turn back into a witch and cast a spell on me or something.

For the record, the cat survived, and makes 50 Cent look like a pussy for only getting shot 9 times. Just kidding Fiddy. Anyone who made the bullet proof vest fashionable is badass enough for me.

VERDICT:
the cat is probably most traumatized from being named “possum”

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