Posted by: theworldisretarded | March 23, 2009

Dolla dolla bill ya’ll



Kelley Davis, a woman in North Carolina, had an extra $400 laying around that she was going to deposit, when she realized it was missing. This Junior Detective realized her dog ate it when she took the dog for a walk and he shitted out parts of 3 $100 bills, and 5 $20 bills. The article says, “She washed them with a garden hose and hopes to find enough pieces to exchange them for cash.”

Who the hell is going to give this woman clean, new cash for ripped up, digested, poop-covered cash? I am very anxious to know. I know a lot of banks are in the shitter, but they have to draw the line somewhere. (BA-DUM-CH!!)

In other news, Kelley Davis beat the shit out of her dog the other day.

is 400 bucks really worth digging through dog shit for? (checks bank account and wallet.) on second thought, maybe it is. touche kelley davis

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