Posted by: theworldisretarded | March 18, 2009

Its not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off….because its YOUR dog!

PORN STING GOES TO THE DOGS: ATTEMPT TO ENSNARE BOYFRIEND COMES BACK TO BITE INDIANA WOMAN

She likes it ruff.

She likes it ruff.

Michelle Owen, a bright, well-respected, and very classy 24-year old young woman from Indiana, was concerned that her ex-boyfriend was using her computer to look at kiddie porn. So she did what any bright, well-respected, classy young woman would do, and had local police search the computer for anything illegal. Unfortunately, Ms. Owen forget she had left videos of her getting freaky-deeky with her dog, Toby, in the recycle bin of the computer. The police report gets nice and graphic if you want hilarious details.

This bright, well-respected, classy lady was then arrested on 2 counts of beastiality. On a side note, the article spells it BESTiality. As in the BEST kind of iality there is.

The article also stated, “Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle.” Too bad it wasn’t a cocker spaniel. Get it? COCKer spaniel? That just happened.

VERDICT:
michelle owen, you are a crazy whore. and a stupid retard. empty the recycle bin next time like the rest of us

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