Posted by: theworldisretarded | March 16, 2009

Dumbass alert

TEEN HANDS OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AFTER FINDING DRUG MONEY

businessmoneybriefcase2Some kid in Minnesota found $18,000 in a plastic bag off a highway, and dished out thousands of it to kids on the bus. The bus company called the cops, who took back all of the money.

The kid said he  found the money while walking on a bike path on the way to school. When he showed the cops where he found the money, they found over 4 pounds of pot and some scales in the area. An expert detective said, “This is tied to drugs, obviously.” And that kind of excellent police work is what makes Minnesota the one, the only, North Star State.

I don’t know what they’re teaching in the North Star State, but lesson number one should be if you find $18,000 in a plastic bag and 4 pounds of weed, you shut the fuck up about it. Seriously. Just shut the fuck up. Not a goddamn word.

VERDICT:
18 grand AND a shitload of free weed? oh my god this retard fucked up big time

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