Posted by: theworldisretarded | March 10, 2009

You like popsicles?

EX-NJ REP PLEADS NOT-GUILTY IN CHILD PORN CASE

You need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles.

Thinkin' about that muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news.

I have to admit, I have no idea what a state assemblyman is or does, but Neil Cohen used to be one of them. He was a big pioneer for anti-child porn laws, but is now facing trial for child porn and official misconduct charges. Cohen went so far as to create a phone hotline for people to call to report kiddie porn and other internet crimes.

Yikes. Talk about a fool-proof  plan backfiring. Passing all those laws, this guy probably thought he was invincible, and the last one people would suspect of getting off to the young’n’s. But alas, he’s caught. You could say he got caught with his hands in the cookie jar. And by cookie jar I mean down his pants beating off during recess.

He allegedly told an investigator he had viewed child porn, though it seems like that’s something he really should have just kept to himself.

A judge ruled that while awaiting trial, Cohen is not allowed to “loiter or linger around schools and playgrounds or have unsupervised contact with children under 16.” Is there anything creepier than not legally being allowed to be near a school or playground?

VERDICT:
assemblyman retard is busted! next time try to remember to clear your internet browser’s history when you’re done like the rest of us

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