Posted by: theworldisretarded | March 5, 2009

Put your money where your mouth is, and your teeth where you money is

TEETH FOUND IN WALLET AT FALMOUTH WAL-MART

tooth_fairy_maleAn unidentified man was wallet shopping at Wal-Mart, when he found 10 human teeth inside a compartment of one of the wallets. He showed a Wal-Mart employee his find before leaving the store without buying anything.

In today’s anal-leakage of an economy, its retards like this guy who don’t recognize a golden opportunity when they see one. Hasn’t he ever heard of the tooth fairy? He should’ve grabbed the teeth, ditched the wallet, ran home and shoved those bicuspids right under his pillow. Let the tooth fairy do her thing, and VOILA! Enough cash money to not have to be wallet-shopping at Wal-Mart.

VERDICT:
1 of the teeth even had a filling! this retard hit the jackpot and didn’t even know it

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