Posted by: theworldisretarded | February 24, 2009

Bear Grylls Tuesday RIP

If you're wondering if this is Bear Grylls drinking the blood of a turtle, the answer is yes.

If you're wondering if this is Bear Grylls drinking the blood of a turtle, the answer is yes.

Last week I started Bear Grylls Tuesdays, honoring that crazy asshole from Man vs. Wild. Today should’ve been Bear Grylls Tuesday 2nd Edition, except last night was just a summary episode, and nothing new happened. It was kind of like one of those bullshit Saved by the Bell episodes back in the day that was just all the characters reminiscing and they would just show clips from old episodes and it was fucking bullshit. Well a summary episode of Man vs. Wild is just as much bullshit. You wait, anxiously, seeing what new way Bear will kill a live animal with his bare hands, dominate that little fucker on its own turf, and then eat the fucking shit out of it as its siblings watch in horror from behind a tree. But there was nothing new last night. No new crazy shit. Its bullshit.

VERDICT:
i guess i’m the retard who started writing about a show at the end of the season. whatever fuck you

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