Posted by: theworldisretarded | January 28, 2009

S.H.I.T.

MISTRIAL AFTER DEFENDANT SMEARS FECES ON LAWYER

This story is pretty standard…..

Man shits in plastic bag.

Man brings plastic bag to court case.

Man dips his hand in bag of shit, and wipes the shit on his lawyer’s face and hair.

Man throws shit at jury box.

Man gets mistrial and $1 million bail.

THE END.

VERDICT:

must’ve been a shitty lawyer….get it? throwing your own poop around a court room is about as retarded as it gets. imagine if OJ did this?

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